highkey want a boy who’s taller than me and has messy hair and nice eyebrows and is strong enough to lift me and carry me when I’m tired and is intelligent and can carry smart conversations and calls me beautiful and treats me right in front of his friends
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Things I Say While I'm Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
anxiety
- me: i'm sorry if i'm annoying you
- friend: what? no, not at all! you're not annoying me!
- me: okay then
- me:
- me:
- me: i'm sorry if i'm annoying you
I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love.
(via bl-ossomed)
- me: I'm so gay
- me: gayest of the gays right here
- me: gay me up scotty
- me: *is actually bi*
- me: -cooking something-
- me: -reads directions on box-
- me: ok -throws the box in the trash-
- me: ...... -picks the box out of the trash-
- me, if i talk: i'm being so annoying and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
- me, if i don't talk: i'm being so weird and distant and everybody hates me and thinks i'm weird
- me: I LOVE READING
- me: BOOKS ARE MY LIFE
- me: !!!!!!!!!
- me: [hasn't opened a book in weeks]
- Me: do i have time to jerk off first
- Clock: no
- Me:
- Clock:
- Me: *rubs clit* anyways,
